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Galaxy_Slayer_Zed_Special_Interactions

Movement

First Move

  • "We are life, perfected."
  • "What we have seen... what we have done... you are all part of it."
  • "We will cure the galaxy of conflict. We will cure the galaxy of ignorance."
  • "We once bowed before the Templars. Now, we are the truth they deny."
First Move with Ally Odyssey skins
  • "Someone here likes Ora. Shall we demonstrate its power?"
First Move with Enemy Odyssey skins
  • "Our enemy came all this way to face us? And they say we try too hard."

Moving

  • "Simple life forms surround us."
  • "The unknown is here."
  • "We will show the universe its true potential."
  • "Tradition pacifies the weak."
  • "The Templars restrain us no more."
  • "Ora... the essence of all things."
  • "Some consider us evil... How naive they must be."
  • "Let us remind the universe what we are."
  • "Remorse is futile."
  • "If they want Ora... we will give it."
  • "Our blades crave battle."
  • "No more sacred orders. No more limitations."
  • "Harmony blooms once the weak wither away."
  • "Listen to the cosmos. Hear the truth."
  • "The galaxy will know its destiny."
  • "We. Are. Enlightened."
  • "Beyond the reaches of space, we evolve."
  • "Only fools cling to morals."
  • "We are the gift this galaxy needs."
  • "Behold! The pinnacle of creation."
  • "We are everywhere, all at once."
  • "A new genesis approaches."
  • "Only time can judge us."
  • "We walk the path to eternity."
  • "The Templars promise salvation. They lie."
  • "We let the monster out."
  • "We gaze upon the stars and see no limits."
  • "We go where others dare not."

Long Move

  • "The weak crave the illusion of balance. The worthy enforce true harmony."
  • "Someone must destroy the weak. Let it be us."
  • "So many try to hide their worst fears. And yet, we walk free."
  • "The galaxy... a vast expanse infested by the weak."
  • "How we long for something simpler. Harmony..."
  • "Templars, Demaxians, the Syndicate, all blind fools."
  • "There is only triumph and we will claim it all."
  • "They see us as a living weapon. We are more than that. We are life transcended!"
  • "These creatures waste their Ora. Let us pluck it out!"
  • "We grow ever stronger under the living stars."
  • "Acquire forbidden power. Defy sacred doctrine. This is just the beginning."
  • "The Demaxians conquer planets. We enlighten galaxies."
  • "The Templars say our deeds are extreme. They are right."
  • "Do not challenge us! We extend beyond your understanding."
  • "Humanity achieves so little. Grant them Ora and still they wallow in mediocrity."
  • "Before us, there was nothing. Before nothing, there were monsters."
  • "When life grows unchecked, cleansing blades are needed."
  • "They mistake evolution for corruption. That is why they will fall."

First Encounter

First Encounter with a Cosmic skin
  • "This pain urges us to kill you, though we do not know why."
  • "You intend to destroy us. A grave mistake."
First Encounter with a Dark Star skin
  • "What are you!?"
First Encounter with Odyssey Jinx Odyssey Jinx
  • "Worthy spirit, Jinx. But it cannot save you... from us."
First Encounter with Odyssey Kayn Odyssey Kayn
  • "In another life, Kayn, you might have been a half-decent pupil."
First Encounter with Odyssey Malphite Odyssey Malphite
  • "Malphite, we heard you were hard to kill. Challenge accepted."
First Encounter with Odyssey Sona Odyssey Sona
  • "Sona, we both know the Templars lie. Join us!"
First Encounter with Odyssey Yasuo Odyssey Yasuo
  • "Captain Yasuo. This is your crew? Your brother would be so disappointed..."
First Encounter with Odyssey Ziggs Odyssey Ziggs
  • "Tell us, Ziggs, do space rats go to Heaven?"

Taunt

Zed sprouts blades from his body threateningly.
  • "We offer you a choice: Die now, or die later."
  • "You are dust. We are perfection."
  • "You will love the way you die. We guarantee it."
Taunt Response
  • "We pray you fight better than you talk."

Joke

Zed impales an insect with his blades and cooks it, while his shadow waits eagerly to eat it.
  • "Cooking is like killing. It takes skill, and ours is unmatched."
  • "Have you come to dine with us? Oh, wait... of course. You are us."
  • "Look at us! Are we not the perfect reflection of your juvenile fantasies?"
Joke Response
  • "Your jokes. They lack humor."

Dance

  • Zed brings out a boombox.

Laugh

  • Zed laughs.
  • Zed laughs.
  • Zed laughs.
  • Zed laughs.

Attack

Basic Attacking

  • Zed grunts.
  • Zed grunts.
  • Zed grunts.
  • Zed grunts.
  • Zed grunts.
Critical strike icon.png Critically striking
  • Zed grunts.
  • Zed grunts.
  • Zed grunts.
  • Zed grunts.
  • Zed grunts.

Attacking

  • "Witness our superior form."
  • "Silence your thoughts."
  • "The cosmos demands better."
  • "We bring extinction."
  • "You do not deserve life."
  • "All will fear us."
  • "Eradicate the weak."
  • "You will not deny us."
  • "Disharmony..."
  • "None shall escape."
  • "Your Ora needs release."
  • "No room for the weak."
  • "Pathetic life form."
  • "You coward."
  • "Your time is over."
  • "Cut to pieces."
  • "Weak!"
  • "Sever."
  • "Let's end your existence."
  • "Lowly creature."
  • "Craven fool!"
  • "Your body will break."
  • "All life ends."
  • "Our blades cry out."
  • "How frail you are!"
  • "Have the decency to die."
  • "You earned oblivion."
  • "Pathetic scum."
  • "No mercy."
Attacking Odyssey Jinx Odyssey Jinx
  • "That arm looks heavy, Jinx. Let's cut it off."
Attacking Odyssey Kayn Odyssey Kayn
  • "Kayn! Our first and final lesson begins."
Attacking Odyssey Malphite Odyssey Malphite
  • "Blades beat fists, Malphite."
Attacking Odyssey Sona Odyssey Sona
  • "Sona, you disappoint us!"
Attacking Odyssey Yasuo Odyssey Yasuo
  • "Are you worthy of that title, 'captain'?"
Attacking Odyssey Ziggs Odyssey Ziggs
  • "Ready to be disgraced again, Ziggs?"

Ability Casting

Using Razor Shuriken Razor Shuriken

  • Zed grunts.
  • Zed grunts.
  • Zed grunts.

Using Living Shadow Living Shadow

  • Sound effect
  • Sound effect
  • Sound effect
  • "Perfection."
  • "Divide."
  • "Behold."
  • "Flawless."
  • "One more."
  • "Replicate."
Swapping Swapping
  • Zed grunts.
  • Zed grunts.

Using Shadow Slash Shadow Slash

  • Sound effect
  • Sound effect
  • Sound effect
  • Sound effect
  • Sound effect
  • Sound effect

Using Death Mark Death Mark

  • Zed laughs.
  • Zed laughs.
  • "We. Are. Zed."
  • "It's over."
  • "You're already dead."

Scoring Kills and Objectives

Killing a Champion
  • "So fragile. So weak."
  • "Even your best falls short."
  • "Life, at a price."
  • "Embrace your destiny."
  • "Survival of the fittest."
  • "What was that filth?"
  • "Is your entire species this brittle?"
  • "Are you humbled? You should be."
Killing Odyssey Jinx Odyssey Jinx
  • "We almost miss your voice, Jinx. It had a certain... loud quality."
Killing Odyssey Kayn Odyssey Kayn
  • "Not good enough, Kayn."
Killing Odyssey Malphite Odyssey Malphite
  • "Not even close, Malphite."
Killing Odyssey Sona Odyssey Sona
  • "We thought you knew better, Sona."
Killing Odyssey Yasuo Odyssey Yasuo
  • "No cure for foolish captains."
Killing Zed Zed
  • "Look at the skill. Look at the moves. Zed, what was that!?"
Killing Odyssey Ziggs Odyssey Ziggs
  • "Confirmed - space rats do not go to Heaven."
Scoring a Pentakill
  • "We are life. We are evolution! We. Are. Zed."
  • "One by one they all fall down."
  • "Consider this our gift."

Recall Recall

  • "A moment of peace... before our victory."
  • "You all may live... until we return."
  • "We go... to collect untold power."

Death

  • Nonverbal cry.
  • Nonverbal cry.
  • Nonverbal cry.
  • "The Galaxy still needs us..."
  • "Ora lasts forever..."
Respawn
  • "Nothing can bury us."
  • "Not even death can contain us."
  • "We do not regret."

Debonair_Zed_Special_Interactions

Movement

First Move

  • "I'm part of a very exclusive club. But don't worry. Soon enough you'll all be members too.
  • "I'm more than a man in a fancy suit."
  • "I look good, I feel... good." *laughs*

Moving

  • "Everyone sees the suit. No one sees what's coming."
  • "I own this town, inside and out."
  • "True power deserves a look to match."
  • "Everybody drank the vitae."
  • "The shadows demand chaos. They will have it."
  • "The brighter the town, the darker its shadows."
  • "I am the shadow at your back, the dark within your mind."
  • "My... 'investors' are watching closely."
  • "I found my place in this world and the next."
  • "Zed has never looked better."
  • "Dressed to the nines."
  • "Truth hidden is truth wasted."
  • "The vitae has... enlightened me."
  • "I cast a long shadow from the high life."
  • "What I have done is just the beginning."
  • "Brave the beyond and it will reward you."
  • "I'm a well-respected man."
  • "All will gutter into darkness."
  • "My shadows are much more than tricks of the light."
  • "The dark is intoxicating."
  • "This power is so... tantalizing."
  • "Why fight, when the only outcome is Zed?"
  • "In the business of killing, I'm always number one."
  • "Do not fear what you cannot understand."
  • "Style and substance."

Long Move

  • "Crime City is a template for everything to come."
  • "If the world must be reborn, might as well dress for the occasion."
  • "You know what they say: the suit makes the man, the man becomes something more."
  • "Gaze beyond the glitz and glamor, and see what's writhing underneath."
  • "The sun never sets. The lights never dim. And the shadows bide their time."
  • "I've struck a lot of deals, but this one was too good to pass up."
  • "The dark is transforming us into what we were always meant to be."
  • "We all know what's coming. I've simply... secured my future."
  • "Dark, pure, untainted."

First Encounter

First Encounter with Debonair
  • "Time for a night on the town, wouldn't you say?"
First Encounter with Debonair Brand Debonair Brand
  • "Brand... your head is on fire."
First Encounter with Debonair Draven Debonair Draven
  • "Ah, our illustrious high-roller Draven. Here to make a bad bet?"
First Encounter with Kayn Kayn
  • "We're not hiring another ventriloquist. Get lost, kid."
First Encounter with Debonair LeBlanc Debonair LeBlanc
  • "Who are you, LeBlanc? Or should I say, what are you?"
First Encounter with Debonair Leona Debonair Leona
  • "That shield won't block out their truth, Leona, but you know that."
First Encounter with Debonair Malzahar Debonair Malzahar
  • "You knew what was in the vitae... didn't you, Malz?"
First Encounter with Debonair Master Yi Debonair Master Yi
  • "Rare for you to leave your penthouse, Yi. Something wrong?"
First Encounter with Shen Shen
  • "I told you, we aren't hiring another ninja act."

Taunt

Zed plants his cane in front of him and holds it with both hands while posing. His shadow appears and floats above him.

  • *laughs* "You have no idea how dead you're about to be."
Taunt Response
  • "Instead of running away, you're coming closer?"

Joke

Zed pulls a vial of vitae out of his pocket and pretends to propose a toast. After failing to drink it through his helmet, he pours it on the ground in disappointment.

  • "Elder-gods crazy for a sharp-dressed Zed."
Joke Response
  • "Oh? Funny."

Laugh

  • Zed laughs.

Dance

Attack

Basic Attacking

  • Effort sound
  • Effort sound
  • Effort sound

Attacking

  • "They are watching us."
  • "You could never be me."
  • "My patrons wish to know you."
  • "A glimpse into forever."
  • "This is your reward."
  • "Looking for me?"
  • "Let's paint the town black."
  • "Time to make a point."
  • "This truth comes at a price."
  • "Eternity is closing in."
  • "More than you bargained for!"
  • "Fear the living shadows!"
  • "Somebody stop me."
  • "You have earned the truth."
  • "The House always wins."
  • "See the power of vitae."
  • "Now for the grand reveal."
  • "Allow me to demonstrate."
  • "If you insist."
  • "A cut above."
  • "A taste of the high life."
  • "Don't get blood on the suit."
  • "You've drawn my attention."
  • "I'll end this with style."
  • Zed laughs.
  • Zed laughs.

Ability Casting

Using Razor Shuriken Razor Shuriken

  • "Silence!"
  • "Coward!"
  • "Die!"
  • "Witness!"
  • "Behold!"
  • "Perish!"
  • Zed grunts.
  • Zed grunts.

Using Living Shadow Living Shadow

Recast Recast
  • "Over here!"
  • "Foolish!"
  • "Too late!"
  • "So easy!"
  • "Try again!"
  • "Here I am."
  • "Too slow!"

Using Shadow Slash Shadow Slash

  • Zed grunts.
  • Zed grunts.
  • Zed grunts.
  • Zed grunts.

Using Death Mark Death Mark

  • "Behold, true darkness!"
  • "No more games!"
  • "The truth before the end."
  • Zed laughs maniacally.
  • Zed laughs maniacally.
  • Zed laughs maniacally.

Kills and Objectives

Killing a Champion
  • "I am beyond you, and always have been."
  • "I'm done with you, though my patrons are not."
  • "Don't challenge your betters."
  • "Surprised? You wouldn't be the first."
  • "I destroyed you, and looked fantastic doing it."
  • "A great change is coming. No one will stand in its way."
  • "You could never compare."
  • "Jumping at shadows?"
  • "That look of realization, I love to see it."
  • "Want to know a secret? They're all me."
Killing Crime City Nightmare
  • "Your next vitae shipment just doubled, and I want them... for free."
Killing Debonair
  • "Stay out of my town, deadbeat."
Killing Debonair Brand Debonair Brand
  • "You burned my jacket, Brand. Expect a bill."
Killing Debonair Draven Debonair Draven
  • "A lesson, Draven: don't bet more than you've got."
Killing Debonair LeBlanc Debonair LeBlanc
  • "You may be infinite, but I'm the one with the power here."
Killing Debonair Leona Debonair Leona
  • "So long, Leona. Now no one is left to stop the change."
Killing Debonair Malzahar Debonair Malzahar
  • "You put the vitae in my hand, Malz. You let the old ones in."
Killing Debonair Master Yi Debonair Master Yi
  • "It's too late, Yi. Nox Vegas belongs to the dark."
Scoring a Pentakill
  • "The darkness never looked better!"

Recall Recall

  • "Power comes at a price. One I found quite agreeable."
  • "Tailoring's a little tight..." *laughs*
  • "Behind every successful man... is something worse."
  • "They never like my outfit..." *laughs*

Death

  • "They're in the... vitae..."
  • Zed groans.
  • Zed groans.
  • Zed groans.
Respawn
  • "I exist in every shadow. Death means nothing."
  • "It seems the Board has reinstated me." *laughs*
  • "There's more in the vitae than they realize."
  • "Seems the man in the fancy suit just won't stay down."
  • "I could do this forever, and with this power, I will!"

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